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Rug, meet paint. Cat, meet my foot.

cardinal in snowy bushesSo, this is how dumb I am. Yesterday, while working on a small painting for my grandparents, I left the full jar of water on the gorgeous expensive living room rug while I went into the kitchen. Enter Hansel the Destroyer, a yellow cat-shaped avatar of chaos. And now the gorgeous expensive rug has a big stain right in the middle.

Guess mama’s getting a professional rug cleaning for Christmas.

    Hansel’s bill for this week:

  • 3 glass beakers: $15. Not only does he break them, he plays with the broken glass and leaves pieces lying around.
  • Electric razor: $120.
  • Professional rug cleaning: $145.

I may beat him to death.