If you fail the paternity test you’re getting the silent treatment

Sidekick: [annoying comment about animated commercial on TV].
Me: [insightful witty comment about art in general totally refuting his lame point].
Sidekick: Art shmart
Me: I don’t know why I bother talking to you.
Sidekick: Because I am the father of your child!
Me: Dammit.
Sidekick, in Nelson Muntz voice: Ha-ha!

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